Population | 9.271 billion |
Capital | Basking Rock |
Leader | Haize the Exposed |
Faith | Dispossession |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bluejay |
The Naked Revel of Sunny Glade is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Haize the Exposed with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.271 billion Naturists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basking Rock. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gladean economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,544 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown. Sunny Glade's national animal is the bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dispossession.
Sunny Glade is ranked 50,161st in the world and 43rd in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Populations, with 9.27 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
- : Sunny Glade was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, third world countries are rich in "I Love Basking Rock" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Sunny Glade, slackers at work are told to "crack on with it".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.